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Horny Toad Guest House

2 Vlaun Dr., St. Maarten/St. Martin
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Horny Toad Guest House
4.5 of 5 stars 24 Reviews
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Granby, Massachusetts
1 review
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 14 May 2012

Ron and I spent 7 magical days and 6 unforgettable nights at the Horny Toad Guest House in St. Maarten. This was our first time to the island and to the Horny Toady, and it will not be our last. Our Honeymoon could not have been more perfect! Betty and her husband were incredibly welcoming, and surprised us on our... More

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Boone, NC
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11 reviews 11 reviews
4 helpful votes 4 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 29 April 2012

Several of my family and I are scattered all over East Coast, USA and met up in St. Maarten for a week of fun, sun, catching up, and getting away from the daily grind. We had 8 days divided beteween SXM and Saba and spent our SXM days with Betty here. She and her husband were wonderful hosts, everyone who... More

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Irving, Texas
1 review
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 23 April 2012

I spent four delightful days at the Horny Toad, after two weeks at the Royal Islander. My goal was to relax and enjoy a quiet 70th birthday - and the folks at the Horny Toad exceeded my expectations in every way. The room was lovely, the daily maid service was luscious (especially the fresh flowers), the hosts were friendly and... More

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Winston, Oregon
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5 reviews 5 reviews
Reviews in 2 cities Reviews in 2 cities
5 helpful votes 5 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 17 February 2012

Our stay at Horny Toad Guest House was PERFECT! It was exactly what we were looking for. Our room was right on the beach, and the view breathtaking. Everyone was SO nice and friendly! The rooms were clean and SO cute! The fresh flowers were breathtaking! Thank you for such a wonderful stay in St. Maarten! We will definitely be... More

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Columbus, Ohio
2 reviews
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 23 July 2011
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Our trip to SXM in Feb. was our ninth time on "our" island. We visit each year in Feb. to celebrate our anniversary (no kids on this trip!) by staying right where we got married! Yep, Mark & I had an AMAZING & TOTALLY UNFORGETABLE wedding with our toes in the sand, the water occasionally lapping at our feet as... More

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Pensacola Beach, Florida
1 review
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 16 May 2010
3
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My boyfriend, who had his sailboat docked at St Maarten,stumbled across the Horny Toad while looking for aplace for us to spend some private time when I came to visit for a week between his sailing around the world. What a jackpot and hidden beauty! We LOVED everything about it. Quiet, peaceful, serene, intimate, romantic.... I could go on and... More

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Hudson WI
2 reviews
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 17 December 2009
3
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We have stayed here for 5 years. We love it. Very clean. Safe. Beautiful beach. It is so relaxing. Betty is a gem. She knows St. Maarten and gives great recommendations. You can come here and relax. Shorts, a bathing suit and a good book. They have cocktail hour at 6, where everyone can gather if desired. The same people... More

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massachusetts
1 review
1 helpful vote 1 helpful vote
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 22 September 2009
1
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This was the best place ever. We've been coming to st.maarten for about 6 years and we absolutely love it there. We've stayed other places, but this place was just FABULOUS....the views are spectacular, just breathtaking. The staff which were sisters, Gloria and Cherry went above and beyond to make sure you didn't want for anything.. my cell phone had... More

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Canberra
2 reviews
6 helpful votes 6 helpful votes
1 of 5 stars Reviewed 9 May 2009
6
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We were thrilled to get a room here and with all the glowing reviews in our heads, checked in to a nice room with all amenities - including a great kitchen. Fodors choice and Trip Advisor reviews all positive. Hooray we could have a wonderful holiday in St Maarten! The good impressions faded quickly. Betty filled us in with the... More

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new york
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16 reviews 16 reviews
Reviews in 11 cities Reviews in 11 cities
19 helpful votes 19 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 2 April 2009
2
people found this review helpful

Our first time at the Horny Toad, and hopefully not our last. This is a small-dare I say old-fashioned- charming guest house. It's in a real neighborhood, on a quiet wonderful beach. Betty makes you feel at home from the moment you arrive. It's simple-just what we wanted-no TV or phone, just the sound of the waves-and of course the... More

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2 Vlaun Dr., St. Maarten/St. Martin
Price range (per night):* RM336 - 622

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