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Horny Toad Guest House

2 Vlaun Dr., St. Maarten/St. Martin
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Horny Toad Guest House
4.5 of 5 stars 24 Reviews
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Philadelphia
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6 reviews 6 reviews
Reviews in 3 cities Reviews in 3 cities
6 helpful votes 6 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 14 August 2008
1
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Hotel is in a prime location along the beach. It is east of Maho Bay, so while planes are overhead they really aren't overwhelming or, in my opinion, even very noticeable. This is a very well run, efficient inn, with very friendly staff. The rooms are very clean, there is a safe box in each room, the location in Simpson... More

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USA
1 review
3 helpful votes 3 helpful votes
3 of 5 stars Reviewed 12 July 2008
3
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Based on the reviews, we were expecting something better than we got. This is a reasonably clean but older property. As noted, planes take off right over the hotel, starting around 8am for the smaller flights, and the louder/bigger planes take off later. The neighbor hood seemed OK, but it's near the airport so it's not overly nice. On the... More

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Grayslake, Illinois
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34 reviews 34 reviews
Reviews in 20 cities Reviews in 20 cities
56 helpful votes 56 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 6 June 2007
11
people found this review helpful

We recently returned after a 10-day stay on the island. Initially, we only intended to stay a few nights at the Horny Toad, we then planned to move to the French side of the island. After a few days, we decided we enjoyed our host, our accommodations and the location so much; we would rather spend our entire vacation at... More

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Kansas
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21 reviews 21 reviews
Reviews in 12 cities Reviews in 12 cities
30 helpful votes 30 helpful votes
4 of 5 stars Reviewed 27 October 2006
9
people found this review helpful

Let us start off by saying this place isn't for everyone. The unit did not have a TV or a radio so if you like that stuff then you will be out of luck. The units do have a full kitchen so that is great (plus the owner will make sure to stock your fridge before you get there). You... More

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Gilbert, Arizona
2 reviews
5 helpful votes 5 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 9 July 2006
5
people found this review helpful

We just got back from the best seven days we've ever spent on a beach. The accommodations were better than perfect, if that's possible. Without a doubt, the CLEANEST place we've ever stayed at. Also, by far, they are the most friendly people to deal with that we've ever come in contact with. If you want nightlife and activities on... More

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Tulsa, Oklahom
1 review
21 helpful votes 21 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 27 July 2005
21
people found this review helpful

What a lovely place to stay. I was worried about the location being so close to the airport and the 1st morning we did hear planes early in the am but after the 1st day they were not even noticable. We liked the location because it was close to good restaurants, watersports and beaches. In general, we found activities on... More

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Hudsonville, Michigan
1 review
11 helpful votes 11 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 18 February 2005
11
people found this review helpful

The Horny Toad is the perfect destination for people who like quiet, clean, unpretentious accomodations. Betty and her staff take excellent care of you, and are ready with suggestions, hints and directions to the best places on the island. Our expectations were met and exceeded on every level. Truly a unique experience, and one which we hope to repeat again... More

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Haddonfield, N.J.
2 reviews
21 helpful votes 21 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 14 January 2005
14
people found this review helpful

I wish I could pick up the Horny Toad and transplant it to all the other Caribbean islands I'd like to visit. I visited Dec. 9-17, 2004. The Horny Toad may not be luxurious, but it's VERY clean and VERY comfortable. And everyone there, especially the owner, Betty Vaughn, is very helpful. She has a lot of information based on... More

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Conway, NH
1 review
13 helpful votes 13 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 30 June 2004
13
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Forget about those large condo/timeshare resorts. The Horny Toad Guesthouse is the place to stay if you really want to relax. We stayed on the second floor with a wonderful oceanfront view of Simpson Bay. A portable air conditioner was offered to us, but with the ceiling fan and the Carribean breeze , there was absolutely no need to use... More

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Silver Spring, Maryland
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5 reviews 5 reviews
Reviews in 2 cities Reviews in 2 cities
16 helpful votes 16 helpful votes
4 of 5 stars Reviewed 16 April 2004
8
people found this review helpful

Eight guestrooms with kitchens; beautiful view of Simpson Bay, beach just steps outside the guesthouse; very clean rooms, friendly staff. Ms. Vaughan makes your stay relaxing, and provides tips to maximize whatever it is you want to do on the island. The 6 o'clock communal "cocktail hour"on the patio is a nice time to make new friends and share experiences.... More

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2 Vlaun Dr., St. Maarten/St. Martin
Price range (per night):* RM336 - 622

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