wow. thank god we were drunk when we stayed here. super gross. burn holes everywhere. the little lady that owns the place is cool and the bar downstairs is fun. dont stay here if you want quiet. the bar below the rooms is loud after 10 pm and music will shake your bed until it closes. whatever. stayed here for...
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The mattress was concave and hard: you could feel the springs waiting to bust out.
the towels provided were like kitchen rags.
there was hair stuck on the bathroom wall.
It smelled like cigarette smoke.
No warning given to customers about the two channels of continuous hardcore porn.
One of the windows was open and there were overgrown weeds going...
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It was the perfect place. It was not as expensive as the others we went too. The people there were so nice and helpful. The rooms were great, very clean and nice. The helped us with directions and pointed out some great spots to visit. It was an amazing experience. I recommend that you stay here if visiting Chicago. I...
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