Your experience of this place is so much at odds with mine; I have to ask you, are you a Scientologist?
Not all of the positive responses are from scientologists but i've heard that many are and from my own experience here and talking to the locals it's quite likely. They also used to employ a ratings management company (although I don't know if they still do). You can cross reference their posts to other reviews and work it out. I'd estimate that 70% of the 5* reviews may be. The most realisitc ones seem to be the 1* reviews imo.
No. I found the owners lovely people and i liked the relaxed attitude poems etc a nice touch. The positivity made a great change
No we are not.
What type of stupid question is this?
Grow up and be sensible.
No. We are not.
Lol no way
No , it was not noticeable to use , we only went for a cream tea it was a present from christmas
Get an answer from Camelot Castle Hotel staff and past guests.