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Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

We stayed in the ace of spades room which was absolutely gorgeous. The bath is amazing. Even had a tv in the bathroom. Loved the ferro rochers and ear rings which were left in the room for us. The food in the restaurant is absolutely gorgeous, I enjoyed BBQ ribs. We also stayed in theDom Ruinart Suite room,for New Years....

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England, United Kingdom
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

I treated my boyfriend to a night here for his birthday, we stayed in Lanson Black and it was amazing! It looked just like the photos. Was super super clean, really well thought out and we were shown how to use all the technology in the room as soon as we got there. We didn't know the rooms were outside...

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Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

What an absolutely amazing place from the minute you arrive until you leave. The owner/landlord was there when we arrived and he took time out of his busy day to come and chat with us and tell us a bit about the hotels history etc and asked about us and where we are from. He then also showed us personally...

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Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Booked for a special occasion, staying 2 nights. This was for my partner which required some advance help from the staff in planning. Booking was straight forward and the staff were all so helpful and supportive throughout. The lodge was lovely and is as good as seen in the website. Definitely recommend the lodge. We are in the restaurant and...

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Sevenoaks, United Kingdom
Reviewed 3 weeks ago

We had the Dom Perignon room, on first impressions the place is perfect; the main house which houses the bar/restaurant is like an old english pub in style and the rooms are then set off to the side, all surrounded by countryside. Check in was easy, a friendly lady took us up to the room and went through controls for...

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Hornchurch, England, United Kingdom
Reviewed 5 weeks ago via mobile

My boyfriend and I booked this hotel upon good feedback from friends. We booked the LP Alexandra Versace room. We originally booked to dine at the hotel but given bad reviews we decided to have lunch before driving up to the hotel from Essex. Upon arrival it really did feel like we was away as the location is so different...

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Reviewed 14 February 2017 via mobile

Lovely room we had the billicart everything was spot on apart from the toilet ... it looked like someone had thrown up down it and someone forgot to clean the toilet , everything else in the room was perfect just that little bit of cleaning let it down , the food was a set menu that was great I'd advise...

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London, United Kingdom
Reviewed 14 February 2017

An absolutely wonderful stay for my girlfriend and I. We stayed in the Dom Perignon Lodge which I would highly recommend. We were overjoyed by the room and it's surroundings. As a Valentines Special, we were treated with Lunch and Breakfast included (Both meals were scrumptious!). Complimentary chocolates and champagne were also gifted to us (A wonderful touch). The best...

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Twickenham, United Kingdom
Reviewed 22 January 2017 via mobile

Have to admit on reflection I have no idea of costing, as this was an overnight works Christmas do for a group of us. We had the Pol Roger room, which was very luxurious & white, very calming. Beautiful bottle of champers in the room, lovely hot tub. We had an awesome meal. Thai crab cakes followed by the chateau...

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Reviewed 20 January 2017 via mobile

My partner and I treated ourselves to a night away last year, paying £350 for the privilege to stay in one of the lodges. On first glance, the very large room was mighty impressive. Was pleased with the jacuzzi bath, hot tub in the garden, lovely looked decor. Again I say on first glance. When we got settled into the...

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  • Free Parking
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/Lounge
  • Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
  • Breakfast included
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Additional Information about Who'd A Thought It

Address: Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone ME17 2AR, England
Region: United Kingdom > England > Kent > Maidstone > Grafty Green
Price Range: RM372 - RM864 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
Hotel Class:4 star — Who'd A Thought It 4*
Number of rooms: 9
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“Larger rooms with private hot tubs are more expensive, but definitely worth every penny.”
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