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Sevenoaks, United Kingdom
Reviewed 1 week ago

Once again had a complete detox and a great weight loss at this wonderful retreat. Love it! It works every time for me and everybody else that I met there. Will be going back again hopefully in August. if you want to lose weight, feel great and look great then this is the place for you.

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1Thank Jan H
slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, always lovely to see you. You inspire others with your positive outlook and embracing our ethos. Thank you so much, we're all looking forward to seeing you for your next detox ! Always a pleasure.

Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Okay so here's the lowdown on Slimmeria. I've just finished the week there and the main thing to say is that they have a formula that works. I lost just over 20 pounds in a week, which is 9.1 kg! I met some lovely new people but to make this experience work, you really have to buckle down and do...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, what amazing results you worked hard to achieve, and in only six days. Thank you so much for your personal endorsement placing us number one in the UK. We believe we are too, as we see great results every week! We know they dont come easy and you came to us ready to have faith in us and...

Munich, Germany
Reviewed 3 weeks ago

As I was very overweight, I booked in for four weeks so I met four groups of people,most of whom stayed for a week. The programme delivered for me,I lost 27 lbs in 27 days. It is a tough programme and there are some shortcomings, the management style is very bossy over very small details and perhaps ignores the fact...

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3Thank Susan2395
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

Myself and my Colleague Rebecca stayed at the retreat for 1 week from the 5th of February 2016, the results were incredible.. We both lost 14.5lbs and several inches, the other guests we met were incredible, whilst they were people that I would not normally come across, we all shared a common goal and this is what made the difference...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, you came, you embraced, you conquered!! Nothing more could have been asked of you. Your humour, positive outlook all helped you through what can be a challenging but fabulously rewarding stay. You stayed focused, had faith in us and it paid off...big time. Not only did you exceed your own goals, but you well and truly beat our...

Manchester, United Kingdom
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

14.5lbs lost in a week!! ......14.5 lbs!!!!!! I couldn't believe it! The daily routine keeps your mind off feeling hungry, and we were lucky enough to have an amazing group of girls around us. We were all in it for the same reasons and helped each other through with laughs and support. The team at Slimmeria are amazing too, really...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, what an insightful post. Top tips for everyone and thank you for your kind comments, they will be passed on; rest assured they keep us going, too! You came with a positive outlook, determined to do well and look how it paid you back.Fabulous! Our programme works, absolutely no doubt about that, but beating our average weight loss...

Maidstone, United Kingdom
Reviewed 24 January 2017 via mobile

Does what it promises.. huge weight loss in minimal time. It's by no means easy, so don't even try and fool yourself, but the gains are worth it. Beautiful, fresh food, lovely spa treatments (one of the best massages I've had in ages) and a scenic country location. Only niggle is that the accommodation could be made more comfortable with...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, you came to the retreat fully fired up to embrace everything, and that's exactly what you did. You went on the long walk you entered fully into the ethos of Slimmeria and you won out because of that. You more than doubled your weight loss expectation over the week end you were with us ! Very, very well...

Chesterfield, United Kingdom
Reviewed 21 November 2016 via mobile

I have been meaning to leave another review for a long long time . Myself and a friend try to visit galia's once a year just to maintain and get back to ourselves after stressful careers. It is such an amazing experience , can be tough depending on what your lifestyle is like before you go but it is worth...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, there really is nothing else we can add, except a huge thank you for having the definitely required leap of faith to trust us and, of course, for your extremely kind comments. Take care and we look forward to seeing you both again.

Berkshire, United Kingdom
Reviewed 7 November 2016

I have just returned from a week here. I ended up staying 5 days due to personal reasons but still managed to lose 8.5lbs, which I was thrilled with. I have nothing but positive things to say about Slimmeria, it isn't easy and its certainly not a luxurious retreat - its a tough programme, but it does what it says...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, Thank you so much for this delightful review and the time taken in posting it. These honest reviews certainly help any potential clients in looking for retreats that are suitable to their needs, which is what we all want. We greatly appreciate that. Your change of lifestyle and broken bad habits is wonderful and what we aim for,...

cirencster
Reviewed 3 November 2016

I had the pleasure of stopping here for a week in October when the weather was at its best. Unfortunately the Owner wasn't there due to a family problem, for which I send my sympathy. Ellie, the Manageress dealt with me and made me very welcome, explaining all the requirements to get the best out of the week. The food,...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, You were a joy to have here and certainly none of the team thought you were on the wrong course. You were up for everything within your limits, which is all we can ask of everyone. Sadly, not everyone has your fabulous attitude which does get everyone a long way, no matter what age group they fall into....

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Reviewed 3 October 2016 via mobile

I have just returned from a week here although I left a day early for personal reasons and still lost 13lb. The programme is tough but if you work hard and just grit your teeth it pays off I learnt so much about myself, met some great friends who I hope to stay in touch with. Hats off to ellie...

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slimmeria, Guest Relations Manager at The Slimmeria Retreat, responded to this review

Dear Friend, Thank you for your time in posting your lovely review. Your delightful comments mean a great deal to us and your kind comments will be passed on. To have maximised your weight loss as you did, you certainly threw yourself into the programme and trusted us, which is so important; and we have to say, gratifying when guests...

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  • Spa
  • Fitness Centre with Gym / Workout Room
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Address: Hye House Royal Oak Lane | Royal Oak Lane, Crowhurst, Battle TN33 9BX, England
Region: United Kingdom > England > East Sussex > Battle
Number of rooms: 15
Also Known As:
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“All rooms are fine - some may have bigger bathrooms”
 of 5 bubbles janharsant, 13 Mar 2017 | Read review
“The main building first floor are the best”
 of 5 bubbles Susan2395, 4 Mar 2017 | Read review
“The purple room on the top floor has excellent views”
 of 5 bubbles sharrona871, 20 Feb 2017 | Read review
“I would recommend a double en suite, rather than a shared”
 of 5 bubbles beckyx84x, 20 Feb 2017 | Read review
“Four poster rooms are lovely. Top floor rooms are smaller but cosy and attractive.”
 of 5 bubbles julia450, 3 Aug 2016 | Read review
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