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The Scared Crow

79 Offham Road, West Malling ME19 6RB, England
+44 1732 840408
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  • Excellent63%
  • Very good27%
  • Average5%
  • Poor4%
  • Terrible1%
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Pub, Mexican, Vegetarian Friendly, Gluten Free Options
$$ - $$$
79 Offham Road, West Malling ME19 6RB, England
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Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Three of us had a super evening meal - our son of 15 included. We had a meal to share plus a pasta meal. Large portions and very tasty. Were served by Becca and Ellen. Staff were very friendly and our service was quick. Hadn’t...More

Thank Johndieter
Reviewed 3 weeks ago

A good varied selection of meals available but lacking in quality. They're charging top prices for what is basically less than ordinary food. The business card presented to us at the end of the evening says 'MEXICAN FOOD OUR SPECIALTY'. The nachos starter consisted of...More

1  Thank Poppy C
scaredcrow, Owner at The Scared Crow, responded to this reviewResponded 3 weeks ago

Dear Poppy ‘C’ Thank you so much for taking the extensive time to write your lovely review However Poppy please get your facts right before being so nasty and detrimental to my business. A few points ... Our nachos always come with salsa and sour...More

Reviewed 3 November 2017

I've visited here a few times recently for lunch during the week. The service is always with a smile and the food is delicious. Great portion sizes too! Working in West Malling its easy to get distracted by the restaurants on the High Street, however...More

1  Thank Kent123220
Reviewed 25 August 2017

We have lived in the area since 1998 and I have visited this restaurant only once and my wife not at all! The welcome and service was good and the food (Mexican/Spanish) even better. Will visit again ASAP.

1  Thank Alan B
Reviewed 21 August 2017

Went on a Saturday night with friends, good choice of beers and a very good menu, very difficult to make a choice. The food was well cooked and presented. The place us small, and I would suggest you book way in advance. Great atmosphere. My...More

Thank Paul R
Reviewed 8 August 2017

We arrived on a Sunday evening, as a family of 4 adults and 2 x 5 year olds. The atmosphere was Cosy and typical of a small pub. The menu is mainly Mexican and the portions were more than adequate. I chose the wrong main...More

Thank bobgoodsir
Reviewed 6 August 2017 via mobile

Visited this pub whilst staying with family. Lovely decor, amazing menu with so many yummy choices to choose from. When the food arrived it was absolutely delicious. Would highly recommend the Scared Cow to anybody who visits the area.

Thank Teresa L
Reviewed 25 July 2017 via mobile

Have been here a lot in the past with a knowledge of it from a certain cricket team !! Had been in the area trying every pub in town and made the effort to come off the high street enjoy the local gardens up the...More

Thank GuybrushThreepwood90
Reviewed 29 June 2017 via mobile

What a great night! Fab food and friendly service! Didn't even know this place existed! What a great find, the food was lovely, a proper village pub! Highly recommend for home cooked great value grub! Met Tina the land lady, well my hubby did lol...More

Thank LouJames_12
Reviewed 27 June 2017 via mobile

Wasn't too sure when we first saw the Scared Crow; a quirky little pub in what appears to be the outskirts of a housing estate! Don't let this put you off, ok on first inspection of the menu it seems little expensive but it's freshly...More

Thank TDWKent
scaredcrow, Owner at The Scared Crow, responded to this reviewResponded 29 June 2017

Thank you for your kind review very happy you enjoyed your evening look forward to seeing you again soon Tina

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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
  • Value
Average prices
US$10 - US$30
Lunch, Dinner
Restaurant features
Reservations, Seating, Waitstaff, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar
Good for
Romantic, Child-friendly, Business meetings, Kids, Special Occasion Dining, Local cuisine
Open Hours
12:15 PM - 10:30 PM
12:00 PM - 11:00 PM
12:00 PM - 11:00 PM
12:00 PM - 11:00 PM
12:00 PM - 11:00 PM
12:00 PM - 12:00 AM
12:00 PM - 12:00 AM
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 79 Offham Road, West Malling ME19 6RB, England
  • Location: Europe  >  United Kingdom (UK)  >  England  >  Kent  >  West Malling
  • Phone Number: +44 1732 840408
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