Welcome to "Paradise" Resort Phi Phi. Well, it is not such a paradise, unless the host meant it more as irony...
If you're a couple, you'll appreciate a romantic place like this. But definitely not in this kind of accommodation, and it didn't help that it is a villa located immediately beside Long Beach. I'll tell you why...
You walk into a room and find that basically everything around you is dirty in various ways. The curtains, the table, the shades, the shower, the bathroom surroundings. Would you like to have a couch in your room stained with a strange white liquid? No problem, you'll find that here too! All nicely attached in photos.
You'll probably be upset and want to go solve it, like we did. And guess what. Will they come into the room WITH YOU so you can show them what's wrong? No, they won't. Will they at least offer to clean the room again? You won't hear anything. Will they want to offer you some kind of compensation, like a discount? Of course not, not even 1 baht. Will you at least hear a word of apology from anyone? Anyone?! No, why the heck would they?
What will you hear instead? That "no problems" were found and that "want completely new items It's probably impossible".
We left the accommodation immediately and found a new and, more importantly, cleaner, better, with kind people and at a much lower price. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND OTHERS: FOR THE PRICE YOU PAY HERE, YOU WILL FIND MUCH BETTER ACCOMMODATION ELSEWHERE. It doesn't even help that the villa is by the beach, as ours was, as it was right next to a restaurant where people are always moving (mainly durring breakfast). So basically everyone can see directly up to your bed who walks by.
In conclusion, I would like to tell the host: Please, for our money you have kept, do what is "impossible" for you and replace at least some items if you want to keep at least those who have no clue.