Ok..so, here's a place perfect for:
-Filming a drug deal gone bad (a la "scarface")
-An encounter with your mistress
-Filiming an adult movie
-Losing your virginity on a prom night and regretting it later
-Being abducted by whatever
Given the multiple choices offered, i decided to play the mistress encounter ( after all, I "love" my job, my wife is my "mistress"...that's how i keep things exciting!) I rented the "honeymoon" suite (yah..really.) upon entering I was gloriously floored when I beheld a round canopied bed with cheesy decorative red lights and a mobile radio type device an actual cassette player. Truly I was in 70's beholding such a bed reaking with sexual energy!. The room was surprisingly clean with working appliances consisting of a tv, microwave, refrigerator. Needless to say it was a glorious night of viaions of leisure suits and mood rings dancing in my head. Would i stay there again? Absolutely...but then again, that's just me!